REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME................
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.

We should've known.... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and never get lost.