AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.




2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.




3. To avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat, use the sink.




4. To treat high blood pressure, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your arteries. (Remember to use a timer.)





5. A large mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.




6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.




7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.