July 1st, 2000
=============
=Daily Diary=
=============
Friday June 30th, 2000
I'm so excited. My new room plans have been drastically changed thanks to a wonderful idea from my father. Instead of moving into the basement I am going to remodel my room and make more space. Firstly I am going to go with my mother to a couple of stores, especially Biglots, and write down prices. I am going to get a day bed, a desk, and a couple of dresser cabinets and a tapestry rug. I am going to totally clean my room, even my closet and sleep in the basement until my room is finished. I'm also going to have my computer in my room and am going to have katie cam night vision with streaming (as long as my computer survives without people screwing it up by trying to hack). I'm so excited!
Today one of my clients called around 10am and I got out of bed to work on his website. I'm glad he woke me up, I need to get out of my slumber! After working on his site I took a well needed shower, my hair had been so oily and my skin so dry and ikky until that refreshing shower. Now I feel great! I spent most of the day watching TV but I did manage to do some more website work before I fell tired and had to take a deep nap. This nap was unique that I could talk and see myself. It was definately a lucid dream, I could control my hand and arm movements, like I was wandering through some type of space and time, but there were other people there. I had fun and got what I wanted out of the dream (let's just say there were some fine men in my dream and I used them). When I wake up out of a dream , it's like I'm in a whole different world and dimension. Reality really sucks. That's why I like to sleep as much as possible. It's much more imaginative and fun.
Well although that dream was quite satisfying, I woke up with a horrible migraine that persisted all night long and my body and spirit was very low on energy. I could hardly walk and could not help my mother too much in carrying in the groceries. I spent the rest of the night on the computer chating. I also dyed my hair and painted my nails. Well, I want to go to bed now, Good-night.
====================
=Picture of the Day=
====================
===========================
=Daily Peeves & Shout-Outs=
===========================
Friday-Saturday July 1st, 2000
I got a phone call from a client at 10am, it woke me up!
I did not have breakfast
I ate chocolate chip cookies!
Borders bookstore is my favorite place!
I got a book about javascript!
The soundtrack to the movie Gladiator is wonderful
Vitamin C is cool
Took a trip to the beauty store!
Took a nap this evening and had wild and crazy dreams. Had migraines afterwords
I am going to remodel my room!
Wednesday June 21th, 2000
I dreamnt that I was traveling to foreign worlds in the distant future. I was on some space ship, it was really cool!
I slept till 2 pm today!
I finally got my lazy butt out of bed and watched tv to wake up from my slumber.
I had brocolli cheese soup for lunch and some granola cereal.
My mom made sausages for dinner.
Collegeclub has some fine clubs, especially the ones with male models.. oh la la
I have to work tomorrow
=========
=Giggles=
=========
Happily Widowed
-----------------
A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy
one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him cremated
and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
said, "You know that fur coat you promised me?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I
promised you? Well ...... here it comes..."
ONLY IN AMERICA...
-------------------------
1.) ONLY IN AMERICA....can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
2.) ONLY IN AMERICA....are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a diet coke.
5.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
6.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do we leave cars worth tens of
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
7.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have Call Waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.
9.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do we use the word "politics" to
describe the process so well. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"bloodsucking" creatures.
l0.) ONLY IN AMERICA....do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.
11.) ONLY IN AMERICA....can a homeless combat veteran live in
a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.....
25 reasons you've had too much of the 90's
----------------------------------------
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
10. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
24. You're reading this.
25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
