October 17th, 2000
A Study Prayer
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones down in the study hall.
Tell my teacher I did my best,
Then pile by books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest
And pray I pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take.
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones down in the study hall.
Tell my teacher I did my best,
Then pile by books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest
And pray I pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take.
