A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she
had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr.
Smith. She says that Dr. Smith was known for his
elaborate object lessons.

One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and
knew they were in for a fun day.

On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table
were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a
picture of someone that they disliked or someone who
had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw
darts at the person's picture.

Sally's friend drew a picture of who had stolen her
boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little
brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend,
putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even
drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased with
the overall effect she had achieved.

The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of
the students threw their darts with such force that
their targets were ripping apart. Sally looked forward
to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when
Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked the students
to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about
how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to
throw any darts at her target. Dr. Smithbegan removing
the target from the wall.

Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush
fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled
picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His
face and His eyes were pierced.

Dr. Smith said only these words... "In as much as ye
have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye
have done it unto Me."
Matthew 25:40.

No other words were necessary; the tears filled eyes
of the students focused only on the picture of Christ.

Three women friends get off a ship in a Caribbean port and go partying. They get very drunk and wake up in a jail cell the next morning, only to learn that they are to be executed at noon. None of them can remember what they did the night before, but they've been charged with murder and will die in the electric chair that same day.

As she's being strapped into the chair, the first woman (a brunette) is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I'm from the Baylor School of Divinity, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch anyway, but nothing happens. Figuring that God must not want this woman to die, they let her go.

The second woman (a redhead) is then strapped in and speaks her last words, "I'm from the Harvard University School of Law, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on behalf of the innocent." Then they throw the switch, but again nothing happens. They figure that the law must be on this woman's side, so they let her go too.

The third woman (a blonde) is strapped in and is asked for her last words. She says, "I'm a Florida State University Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell y'all right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't connect them two wires right there!"

I know I'm bad on catching up on my e-mail but,..

mistshadow sent me this cute Ground Hog Day's greeting card that you oughta see!

I stole this from justphoenix

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. People who don't use their turn signals when they drive
2. Football, basketball, all sports except tennis
3. Republicans

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Being physically and/or mentally handicap
2. The Judicial System (includes courts, prison, and police)
3. Being alone

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
1. how to have great sex
2. theology - knowledge and understanding of all the Bible and world religions
3. how to do home repair

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. An eeyore sweatshirt
2. my panties ;)
3. sexy glasses

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK (at work)
1. Marshal Field's Green Teddy Bear (he's so cute!)
2. hand sanitizer and lotion
3. stress ball (haha i really need that)

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Be married and have kids
2. Travel to every continent
3. Live in a big multimillion dollar mansion and drive a jaguar hehe

THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. eccentric
2. homely, loving
3. outgoing, active

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. I let my feelings known too often and the wrong places
2. I get a temper sometimes
3. If someone offends me, I snap back and let them know what I think about them

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. Polish (25%)
2. Irish/Welsh (25%)
3. Hungarian/Czechosloviakn (25%)

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. I've got big *****
2. I've got pretty red hair and green eyes
3. I'm relatively healthy, no physical disabilities

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. Too much fat
2. My face looks too young (like a kid)
3. I don't like wearing glasses



THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
for me to know and you to find out!!

1.
2.
3.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. What the Fuck?
2. WTF
3. Oh my God!

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Europe
2. Australia
3. Asia

THREE NAMES I GO BY
1. Katie
2. Kathleen
3. KatieGirl

THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE OR HAD
1. redheadkw
2. redheadgoddess
3. sexycrusadorchic


Quote of the Day (tm)
"In as much as ye
have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye
have done it unto Me."
Matthew 25:40.