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March 4th, 2004

Mar. 4th, 2004

  • 6:39 PM
thankfulness, grace, happiness, joy
mathematical viewpoint
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass
kissing will put you over the top.
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Mar. 4th, 2004

  • 6:43 PM
psycho, moody, bitch, crazy, nutso
Atheist
Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.


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life

  • Mar. 4th, 2004 at 7:11 PM
alice blink
so here i am at school, typing away on my wireless internet, still alive, still awake.

i like watching the rain drops roll down the window and conglomerate in the puddles down below. i like rainy weather, but I'd rather be at home right now sleeping or playing DDR, I wanted to exercise today so badly. I'm currently waiting awhile before heading home, its rush hour and I am in Chicago.

The diversity of people and cultures in this school fascinate me. I would like to befriend and learn more about these foreign students. I kind of wish that I could see their perspectives and outlook on life.

I managed to finish my homework for my controls class. however, i only got about 4 hours of solid sleep and I'm ready to sleep more.

before class, i felt a little depressed. i started to write all my problems and solutions to these problems, because by-golly I am a problem solver and not much of a theoretical thinker of sorts.

Problems
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Career Insecurity
Financial management and goals
Lonliness
Health
Weight/appearances

Solutions
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Get as much training and experience as possible so that when I'm out the corporate door by age 50ish, I can still find work and someone willing to pay me good $$ for it.
Don't spend so much money, save money, pay off all debts asap, invest, make your money grow
have a social life, find a boyfriend, get married, get a house, have kids, work part-time, and go to church
exercise, get down to and then maintain a healthy weight
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