3 words ;)
A woman was sitting at a restaurant with her girlfriends when an
exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He
was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The
young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."
(There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the
condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully said....


"Clean my house."

going to get my hair done tonight. cut, dyed again, eye brows done, yeah for beauty night

Spent all evening at the local Hair Cuttery. I got my hair touched up so that my roots aren't horrendiously showing. I also got a nice trim and my eye brows waxed. Then I drove to the local walgreens and got myself a new conceler brush, two cadburry eggs, and some eye shadow sticks. Then I drove home and dolled myself up while the cats were meowing like crazy wanting affection and the tasty canned food they like. After I dolled myself up I went on the computer to find a movie to go see, but decided to stay in tonight anyways.

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Dance the night away by karchan85
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the dancing banana?....
rap music???

is this me in hell???!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS ON AMERICAN LIFE WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION




1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.


2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING



3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.


4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.



5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS


6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.




AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

Prince, the white kitty, is sitting on the table quietly starring at me. I look at him, then look at my laptop. I hear a crackling noise. Princey... don't try to act innocent hun, we both know you are the one who has the farting problem......

when your cat farts more than you.. then you know there is problem

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PS. I sent them a photo of princey and a photo of dana

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority." Female Employee: "I'm a woman." Oldest Employee: "Fire me, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit." Then they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I'm gay..."