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April 18th, 2007

Ancient Chinese proverbs:

  • Apr. 18th, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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1) Man who run in front of car get tired...
2) Man who run behind car get exhausted...
3) Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok...
4) Man with one chopstick go hungry...
5) Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails...
6) Man who eat many prunes get good run for money...
7) Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk...
8) Panties not best thing on Earth! But, next to best thing on
Earth...
9) War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left...
10) Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house...
11) Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night...
12) It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it...
13) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there...
14) Man who stand on toilet is high on pot...
15) Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement...
16) Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs...
17) Man who fart in church sit in own pew...
18) Crowded elevator smell different to midget...
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Dad is in the hospital and I don't ever remember him ever being in one.

I'm just about done with my Exam that I need to turn in this Thursday.

Tomorrow they will be doing exams on his heart and lungs, etc.

I'm sort of tied and worried and aloft.

My dad's close cousin, a doctor, tried to explain to me, but I got confused in all the medical garble that he said. He said my dad didn't have a heart attack but chest pains and blah.. blah... but they don't know that for sure yet...
so how do you know he didn't have a heart attack?

They will be running a lot of tests tomorrow on him....

and they will be keeping me updated.

I'm hoping that he will not be scheduled for anything major like surgery and be released. I'd like to drive up to Indiana this Saturday evening and spent the night and Sunday there.
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I do not agree with the test results....

  • Apr. 18th, 2007 at 11:42 PM
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Young Professional80%
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Substances16%
Travel18%

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