A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Packers fans also. Not really knowing what a Packers fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Packer fan."
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Bears fan.
Lucy replies "well my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, and I'm a Bears fan too".
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause and a smile.
Then, says Lucy, " I'd be a Packers fan."
GO BEARS!
(sent by a Bears fan)
"Because I'm not a Packer fan."
Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Bears fan.
Lucy replies "well my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, and I'm a Bears fan too".
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause and a smile.
Then, says Lucy, " I'd be a Packers fan."
GO BEARS!
(sent by a Bears fan)
- Mood:
amused
