On the top of my website I have a javascript that runs a random number and picks a quote from the list. A lot of them were given my friends from my live journal. I thought I'd share these with you. They're inspirational.. but I do like Amy Ross's quote :)

if (number < 0) {quote="No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."; author="Aesop";};

if (number == 0) {quote="No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."; author="Aesop";};

if (number == 1) {quote="A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood."; author="Chinese Proverb";};

if (number == 3) {quote="He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. "; author="Chinese Proverb";};

if (number == 2) {quote="It's not how good you are now but how good you're going to get"; author="Katie Williams";};

if (number == 4) {quote="Just Do It"; author="Nike";};

if (number == 5) {quote="All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."; author="Walt Disney";};

if (number == 6) {quote="Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."; author="Napolean Hill";};

if (number == 7) {quote="The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"; author="Eleanor Roosevelt";};

if (number == 8) {quote="God has not called us to be successful, he has called us to be faithful"; author="Mother Teresa";};

if (number == 9) {quote="Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. "; author="Albert Einstein";};

if (number == 10) {quote="A hangover is the wrath of grapes "; author="T-Shirt Slogan";};

if (number == 11) {quote="Time's fun when you're having flies. "; author="Kermit the Frog";};

if (number == 12) {quote="I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said that I didn't know."; author="Mark Twain";};

if (number == 13) {quote="I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."; author="George Bernard Shaw";};

if (number == 14) {quote="We're always frightened when we don't know what we're doing."; author="Irene Goldman";};

if (number == 15) {quote="Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."; author="Unknown";};

if (number == 16) {quote="The future's uncertain and the end is always near."; author="Jim Morrison";};

if (number == 17) {quote="Start slow. Then taper off."; author="Unknown";};

if (number == 18) {quote="You are you, that's perfect"; author="BigBrain61";};

if (number == 19) {quote="Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I'll remember. Involve me and I'll understand."; author="Native American saying";};

if (number == 20) {quote="Love what you do and you will never work another day of your life."; author="Anonymous";};

if (number == 21) {quote="Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy."; author="Thich Nhat Hanh";};

if (number == 22) {quote="The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."; author="Martin Luther King, Jr.";};

if (number == 23) {quote="I have not from your eyes the show of gentleness and love as I was wont to have."; author="Shakespeare";};

if (number == 24) {quote="Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny."; author="Kathryn Carpenter";};

if (number == 25) {quote="The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive."; author="O. A. Battista";};

if (number == 26) {quote="He who angers you conquers you."; author="Elizabeth Kenny";};

if (number == 27) {quote="Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."; author="Sai Baba";};

if (number == 28) {quote="Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."; author="George Bernard Shaw";};

if (number == 29) {quote="Too many people overvalue what they are not & undervalue what they are."; author="Malcom Forbes ";};

if (number == 30) {quote="Be who you are & say what you feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind."; author="Dr. Seuss";};

if (number == 31) {quote="Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence."; author="Anonymous";};


if (number == 32) {quote="Well, now that we've seen each other, said the Unicorn, If you believe in me, I'll believe in you. Is that a bargain?"; author="from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll";};

if (number == 33) {quote="The price of leadership is suicide. If you are a good leader you should be willing-when I say suicide, I don't always mean death-but you should be willing to sacrifice yourself for what you believe in."; author="Dr. Ray Pollak";};

if (number == 34) {quote="Models have to wear clothes and not eat. I'd rather eat and take off my clothes."; author="Amy Ross";};

if (number == 35) {quote="You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before you find a prince."; author="London Klotter";};

if (number == 36) {quote="A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."; author="Ingrid Bergman";};

if (number == 37) {quote="Independence is for the very few; it is a privelege of the strong."; author="Nietzsche";};

if (number == 38) {quote="Confidence thrives on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection and on unselfish performance. Without them it cannot live."; author="Franklin Delano Roosevelt";};

if (number == 39) {quote="An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too."; author="Will Rogers";};

if (number == 40) {quote="If women ran the world, there would be no wars. We would just tease each other into eating disorders."; author="Unknown";};

if (number == 41) {quote="I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!"; author="Grampa Simpson";};

if (number == 42) {quote="Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."; author="P.J. O'Rourke";};

if (number == 43) {quote="Beauty is truth, truth beauty; That is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know."; author="John Keats";};

if (number == 44) {quote="Technicalities don't require motivation."; author="Scott McCoy";};

if (number == 45) {quote="Hey You guys, I got a great idea! Slick shoes!"; author="Data from the Goonies";};

if (number == 46) {quote="Chi!"; author="Chi, from Chobits";};

if (number == 47) {quote="A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool."; author="Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest";};