Letterman's Top Ten


10. "Are my affairs in order?"


9. "Why is the counter kid wearing a hazmat suit?"


8. "Will the hot sauce kill the bacteria?"


7. "Is this how they poisoned that Russian spy?"


6. "Do I really want to succumb to a taco-related death?"


5. "Should I go somewhere safer for lunch like Fallujah?"


4. "Will this help me meet the recommended E.coli daily requirement?"


3. (No number 3 -- writer ate a bad chalupa)


2. "What would Kristie Alleyy do?"


1. "Wait - when was Taco Bell not tainted with E.coli?"